Mario Kart Wii UK release date: 11 April

Date dispatched to me via Royal Mail: 9th April

Date delivered: 10th April

First day back at work after illness: 10th April

Time of Mario Karts delivery: 11.50am

Chances that my letterbox were big enough to recieve it with stupid Wii Wheel in: 0

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH